If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How come, when driving, a person turns down the radio while looking for an address?
Why are there braille dots on a drive through ATM?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
How come noses run, and feet smell?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
I just wanna know one thing...what MORON decided the word menstrual would involve the word "men"?!?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter face down, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast to the back of a cat?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
Is Leo Deo really gay?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?
If Superman dodges bullets by just standing in one place, why does he duck when someone throws sumtin at him?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they wear night gowns?
Why is chicken called "chicken", turkey called "turkey", fish called "fish", but cow is called "beef"?
Why is it called a "hamburger" when there is no ham in it?
Why are siamese twins connected but siamese cats aren't?
Why do people say "...needless to say..." and keep on going?
What do pigs call someone who overeats?
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
If the #2 pencil is so great, why is it #2?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instad of parachutes?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo?
Why isn't Phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
If your sending somebody styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of bald men?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
When an elevator is illegally overloaded with passengers, who is criminally responsible?
Why do cornflakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes have the same number of calories per serving?
Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit gum?
Why aren't there seat belts in buses and taxicabs?
Why do we itch?
Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces?
Why does unscented hairspray (or deodorant, lotion, ect.) smell?
Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?
Why is it called football when you really don't use your feet at all?
If you eat your peas, will a kid in South America stop starving?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you buy checks in the mail, what happens if you accidentally use the last one before you order more, how do you pay for the new ones?
If the bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?
Who was the first guy to think of milking a cow?
If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
Why is it called a water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says "Open somewhere else"?
Why do you have to DRY clean raincoats?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Whats another word for Thesaurus?
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA, but no B or single A batteries?
If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
What happened to the days when Saturday Night Live was funny?
How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
Why do you only get stains on your shirt when your wearing white/new clothes?
Why are you reading this page?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battry is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
If you got into a taxi and the taxi driver started driving backwards, would he end up owing you money?
Why is a carrot more ornage than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If its zero degrees outside today, and its supposed to be twice as cold tommorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
Why is it when a door is open, its ajar, but when a jar is open, its not "adoor".
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?